Welcome to the Rogues Gallery

This will change your mind about playing for Lymm again! Profiles are in no particular order. Feel free to scroll through them and laugh.

Mark Ham (AKA: Hamster or Big Breakfast) Left Sided Defender Film / Music: Shawshank Redemption, Dead Poets Society and The History Boys Love to have dinner with:  Private Benjamin ...(but the again I married her!)or Patricia Hodge or John Thaw or Stickie & Steph or Stickie & Stewart at the Altrincham Fish Bar "Carpe Diem"

Richard Armishaw (AKA: Army) Left Half Favourite Film/ TV / Music:Whatever's on that's interesting when I want to veg out. Definitely Not Soaps or Period Drama! Favourite Film: Terminator 1 & 2, Borne Ultimatum....type stuff. Music: Depeche Mode Love to have dinner with: Jo, who else "Be healthy and happy!"

Andy Hunt  (AKA: Kylie, Cheeky, Denis, Sparrow, Longshanks) Forward TV / Music: Shamless / The Killers Love to have dinner with: Edward I "Pain is momentary, winning last forever"

David Antonelli  (AKA: El Capitan) Centre Half Music: RnB, Dance & Indie Films: Greenmile, Notting Hill, Schindlers List Would Most Like to have dinner with his daughters and then Muhammed Ali "Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up"

Phill Griffiths  (AKA: BIG Phill) In The Middle Favourite Film: Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves Would Most Like to have dinner with Robert Mugabe "accept no limitations"

Chris Hunt (AKA: Dad to quite few other members!) Anywhere I don't have to run Favourite Film / TV / Music: Magnificent 7 / Stoke City on MOTD /Jimi Hendrix Would Most like to have dinner with his dad "Vis Unitas Fortior" (see Stoke City F.C.)

Dez Hayton (AKA: Riverdance) Right Midfield Favourite Film: Shawshank Redemption Would Most like to have dinner with his wife Kim "Treat others as you would like to be treated"

Martin Hawthorne (AKA: Parky, Sieve, Macca) In Goal Favourite Film / Music: Shawshank Redemption / Any Motown Would Most like to have dinner with: Leonardo Da Vinci / Isaac Newton / Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart / Neville Southall "If you see a bright light, walk towards it"

Andrew Scowcroft (AKA: Scowy, Banjo, Barn Door) Prefers to play on oppositions penalty spot Favourite Film / Music: Any Horror Film/Queen Would Most like to have dinner with: All the original cast of Lymm Hockey Club 2005 and see if we could get hockey club going "You can't offend a friend"

John Kewley (AKA:JK) Play where he is put by Captain Favourite Film / TV / Music: The Good, Bad and Ugly / Blackadder / Ramones Would Most like to have dinner with: Kriss Akabusi "Experience is knowledge acquired too late"

Mike Jones GoalKeeper Fav music: Dance, Trance, Techno, House, Drum & bass, Classical and Classic Rock.   Fav  film: Anchorman   Fav tv shows: Family guy, South park, Scrubs,   Most like to have dinner with: Rik Mayall & Aidrian Edmonson    " If you come into my D, you had better score otherwise......."

Christian Freeman (AKA Fluff) Forward/Right Wing Favourite music: Dance. Favourite Film: James Bond. Favourite TV: Prison Break. Would most like to have dinner with Ronald McDonald "English is my second language"

Richard Buck (AKA Bucky) Midfield Favourite music: Most things, old school dance, trance & house.  Favourite Film: The Departed, Super troopers. Favourite TV: Family Guy and Never Mind the Buzzcocks Would most like to have dinner with Christians Mum "Last words are for fools who haven't said enough"

George Allman Right Wing, Centre Forward Favourite Film: Dark Night, Blade 1. Fav. Music: Anythng but Country or Classic. Fav. TV:Top Gear, Prison Break, Family Guy. Would Most like to have dinner with: no-one "Its funny till someone gets hurt, then its Hilarious"

Rick Chung Centre Favourite Film: 300 Saving private Ryan. Fav. Music: Funky House, Elctro, anything with a beat. Fav. TV: Shamless, Hollyoaks. Would Most like to have dinner with: Eva Longoria, Cheryl Cole "Fail to prepare, prepare to fail"

Jonny Ireland (AKA Lazy student dosser) Centre Back Favourite Film: Van Wilder, Anchorman  Fav. Music: Bonjovi,killers, muse, reel big fish. Fav. Tv Ashes to ashes,  Would Most like to have dinner with: Lisa Riley (i need a diet) "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as you'll die today"

Olie Racey (AKA Number 6) Position: Midfield Favourite Film: Matrix Reloaded Fav. Music: Indi and other rubbish like that  Fav. Tv  top gear, star trek Would Most like to have dinner with: Jeremy Clarkson "live for today try and remember it in the morning"

James Gibbons (AKA Gibbo) Centre Midfield Favourite film: Bladerunner Favourite TV: Ten O' Clock News Favourite music: latest is Killers would most like to have dinner with: an anorexic    " do unto others as you would have them do unto you"

 

Be Hodkinson (AKA Dutchman, Catalogue Man, Benny Boy) Up Front Favourite film: Aliens, Blade, Armageddon Favourite music: Old Skool would most like to have dinner with: Sarah Harding, Belladona, Kendra and Sylvia Saint (the wife can do the cooking!)  " show me a good loser and I`ll show you a loser"  accept no substitute